Do not hate homosexuals, bisexuals, asexuals, ect
But do not hate heterosexuals.
Do not hate trans*gender, agender, non-binary people
But do not hate cissexuals.
Do not hate people of color
But do not hate white people.
Do not hate women
But do not hate men.
Do not hate Christians
But do not hate atheists.
Hatred only breeds more hatred. Is it that hard to understand?
This needs more attention than it’s gotten.
*shits all over this post*
babies are naturally able to swim hello they just spent nine moths in amiotic fluid this is instinctive so no, parent is not shitty, parent is re-enforcing baby’s natural instinctive behaviour.
parent is good for doing this because parent is basically saying “yes the behaviours you were born with are great!”
Yup, if babies are ‘taught’ (allowed) to swim before they are six weeks old, they never lose the instincts they were born with that lets them hold their head above water and hold their breath when they need to. SCIENCE, man.
What’s really cool is, humans are the only primates known to have this instinct at birth. Other ape babies would just freak out and drown. So I don’t think it comes from being in amniotic fluid for 9 months (since it’s not like they have room to actually swim in there). It’s been speculated that humans evolved in the ocean at some point, which is a really cool theory that I recommend checking out.
Also, SWIMMING BABY IS ADORABLE.
wow THIS THO
Someday, I hope to actually laugh at these comics.
but seriously fuck people who think our generation had everything handed to us. we may not be first generation college students, but we’re paying double/triple what you paid for an education of more questionable quality. i’m not saying we don’t have it better, but we’re not as lazy as you think.
I will always reblog this because there isn’t a single day that I don’t think about all the things I’d do if I didn’t have student loans to worry about. I could buy a car, a house even! Imagine the economic stimulus if 20-30 somethings didn’t have 5-6 figure student loans, holding them back.
seriously, why does no one talk about this movie?
THERE IS SOMETHING VERY WRONG WITH THE GENERAL MALE MENTALITY WHEN I, AS A MALE WITH MANY FEMALE FRIENDS, HAVE TO FREQUENTLY PRETEND TO BE MY FRIENDS’ BOYFRIEND SIMPLY SO OTHER…
…okay. I am now on board the Harley Train.
HOLY SHIT GUYS YOU DON’T UNDERSTAND SHE JUST THREW FUCKING LOBO THROUGH A GODDAMN WALL
IF YOU DON’T KNOW WHO LOBO IS LET ME FUCKING LEARN YOU A THING
LOBO IS A GODDAMN INTERSTELLAR MERCENARY/BOUNTY HUNTER. HE IS AN ALIEN FROM THE PLANET OF CZARNIA NEVER HEARD OF CZARNIA YOU SAY? THAT’S BECAUSE IT’S A DEAD PLANET. LITERALLY DEAD. HE FUCKING KILLED EVERYONE ON THAT BITCH. FOR FUN. WITH A LEGION OF FLYING SCORPIONS. I SHIT YOU NOT.
T H E R E ’ S N O O N E L E F T
HIS FAVORITE HOBBIES ARE GETTING FUCKING HAMMERED AND KILLING SHIT. HIS NAME ROUGHLY TRANSLATED IS
HE WHO DEVOURS YOUR ENTRAILS AND THOROUGHLY ENJOYS IT
THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS THE BADASS OF ALL BADASSES. THE ROCKSTAR OF ALL ROCKSTARS. THE MERC TO END ALL MERCS. HE RIDES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOTORCYCLE THROUGH SPACE AND KILLS PEOPLE.
"He is surprisingly protective of space dolphins, some of which he feeds from his home. A few have been killed in separate incidents, which he avenges with his usual violence.”
THAT IS THE MAN THAT HARLEY JUST TOSSED THROUGH A FUCKING CEMENT WALL. IF YOU DON’T FUCKING PISS YOUR PANTS THINKING ABOUT HER FROM NOW ON, IF SHE DOESN’T FUCKING HAUNT YOUR DREAMS UNTIL THE DAY YOU DIE…
YOU’RE FUCKING WRONG.
YES. THANK YOU.
this speaks volumes to me. but at the same time, I don’t want to settle. It’s okay to fail, it’s better than never trying. Right?
macklemore: “don’t shit on other people just because they’re of a different race or because of their sexuality.”
the world: “hey, lets shit on macklemore because he’s straight and white; therefore he shouldn’t be spreading a good message because he’s already privileged.”
I don’t think people give Flash enough credit.…………….my goodness
He didn’t just rebuild an apartment building.
HE FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO BUILD AN APARTMENT BUILDING. HE DID FUCKING RESEARCH. IT TAKES SEVERAL GODDAMN YEARS TO LEARN ALL THE ENGINEERING AND LEGAL CONSTRAINTS OF BUILDING A FUCKING BUILDING AND JUST DID IT.
This is one of my favorite flash comics. It really highlights how the flash doesn’t just run really fast, but can do absolutely astounding things. I remember reading this for the first time and having my head explode.
Note to everyone: He also rebuilt the bridge between Keystone & Central City as it was falling apart while there were tons of people trapped on it. It took him 30 seconds to pour through hundreds of engineering books, gather the materials, and put them together.
Flash = Best
Flash is a beast
I think people keep forgetting that Flash was a BRILLIANT SCIENTIST before he was a superhero. Yes he’s goofy, and he makes a lot of stupid jokes, and sometimes he’s a little awkward, but that scientist is still in there and makes an appearance when he needs to.